Epic Fail. Lander will no longer continue the construction of the new sports complex. Watch the video for some laughs! Video originally posted on the Lander Forum Online.
Pig Latin will finally be offered at Lander University thanks to the kind people of the Foreign Language Department. This beautiful and robust language will live forever within the Lander University Campus. Words such as ‘amscray’ has permeated the English-speaking lexicon. Help prevent Pig Latin from becoming a dead language and take the course in fall!
Use the Summer to learn Pig Latin with the newly programmed Rosetta Stone: Pig Latin Edition. Foreign diplomats and ambassadors have been using Rosetta Stone: Pig Latin to speak the language fluently in the language’s home state of Pygmalion.
Remember to sign up for classes next semester.
The xx: Islands [Young Turks]
The Toronto-based experimental music duo, Crystal Castles, digitally released their 2010 album. The album offers a more mature sound than their self-titled debut album, which made NME’s Top 100 Greatest Albums of the Decade at number 39. The album features a more multicultural approach. The Crystal Castles balances their previous album with melodic tracks such as the album’s single, Celestica, which features a distant vocals over their signature distressed 8-bit sound. Tracks like Doe Deer harks back to their previous outing with stress-inducing tempos and over saturated vocal distortions. I Am Made of Chalk reflects the duo’s ability to change tempos at breakneck speeds.
Best Tracks: Celestica, Baptism, & Vietnam
Worst Track: Fainting Spells
Final Score: 8.4 / 10
Here is the early preview of the new hip clubs and student organizations to watch out for!
The Lander Nap Club
The Lander Nap Club was started by Michael Van Wrinkle, a freshmen biology major. Wrinkle has a 4.0 GPA and believes, “All the greatest minds of the world community were nappers. Albert Einsteins took late afternoon naps. Abraham Lincoln napped after every meal. JFK napped with Marylin Monroe.” Wrinkle continues, “You can never get too much napping done.” The group naps periodically during class.
Live Action Role-Players Anonymous
The first step is to admit that you’re an addict. LARPA meets every Sunday in the frisbee golf course in front of the Laura Learning Center. Help them battle this deadly disease that turns average boys and girls into sandbag throwing wizards and styrofoam wielding paladins.
The Lander Democrats
The Lander Democrats is a small organization consisting of two members. They actively protest against the tea-party protesters with correctly spelled signs and reason that can only come from being a good political science major. Help out their cause! Someone needs to stop these people.
